+' trips to doc

5 don't when u go to a clinic.

dun no.1
dun ask for syrup medicine,
when u noe ure a 16.
dun believe me,
look at e aunty when u pass her e prescription.
she'll look at u as if ure MAD,
or either ure someone frm africa tribe.

dun no. 2
dun tell e doc every sickness u hv.
coz e doc is suppose to noe!
tts wad a doc is for wad!
if nt u pay 30hellbucks for consultation,
nice tastin syrup.
den u tel e doc everything n saves his work,
DEN HE ZHUAN DAO OKAY.
canot let him live so gd.

dun no. 3

dun be shock to c tt e doc's rm looks lik storerm.

u noe, erm, mayb he takes up part time garung guni in e morn?

ya, mayb hes in nid of cash or sth.

ya.

oh, there's onli enuf rm for one seat,

so i suggest fat ppl dun go tt clinic kay.

later garung guni cum doc hv to make space for u.

v paiseh huh.

dun no. 4
dun laugh at e doc.
he'll prescribe u w e wrong thing,
either some medicine to make sure ure in e right mind.
OR, he'll ask u to pay more!
coz he juz made u luff by lookin at his handsome'pui' face.
so dun luf okay.

dun no. 5
dun suspect e doc's watchin maxim or fhm,
when e table is piled w goddamn many magazines.
it'll juz make u wan to luff more when u look at his face.
n it leds u baq to no.4.
so pls dun.

anw, i did all e things abv.
-.- e clinic is reli -.-'''
WOAH, n its lik e aunty's future wil b destroyed if i take her lil bit of syrup.
BEN REN STIL GINNA LA,
EH SAI BO.